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   We are a strange group of individuals. We sleep by day but come out at night to feed. Mostly on insects and small children. We communicate thru various groans and body movements. They usually appear to look like convulsions. Our mating rituals usually requires large amounts of liniment (Jack Black is best for this (750ml)). Thanks to hard living we now only mate during a lightning strike. Our native habitat is a small wooden shelter in Middleburg called a double wide. Be very careful if you see this for there are my pit falls here.

   Y'know, I've noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, in fact. Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum, totally convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives.

   Well that's great, that's just f*ckin' great, man. Now what the f*ck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*ck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

   Good luck and gods speed to you. Live long and prosper. May all your children be born naked. Beam me up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. Nanoo, nanoo.



P.S.   Now that the smoke's gone And the air is all clear Those who were right there Got a new kind of fear You'd fight and you were right But they were just to strong They'd stick it in your face And let you smell what they consider wrong. That's why I say hey man nice, nice shot What a good shot man.


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